Quick update!!

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (113).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on proof You scored higher than 87% on beer index You scored higher than 96% on wine index You scored higher than 98% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

When in doubt, eat ice cream!

Mary Rose and I are at work, and we have been abandoned by our entire team! Two of the bitches are on a cruise (together, but we won't go there...), and two of the team members are gone for the day. So it's us.

So I brought in B&J's New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream and some whipped cream and we're eating it right now in our little Dilbert-esque cubicles.