It's been a long time...
I don't have an excuse for not posting in so long, so I won't make one up.
Maria and I went to Friendly's last night to do some long overdue catching up. Among other interesting things I found out that there is a strip club in Canada where you can pay $1 and go up and lay on stage and the strippers will lift up your shirt and lick your boobs. Who knew? My ICF has been out of control- anyone wanna go to Canada with me??
I had a coffee milkshake with my dinner, but Maria said that didn't count as ice cream so I ordered a Cyclone or something with vanilla soft serve, strawberries and fresh bananas. YUM!!! I wasn't feeling that well so I think it was a good choice. What I didn't finish I took to my mom and she ate it. I'm the official diet-breaker for her. :) Meanwhile, Maria ordered an Orange Creme drink thingie. After telling me that my milkshake didn't count. Hmpf.
Our waitress was the same one we had that night when we went after one of Leah's shows when BJ and Cheryl and Maria and Jess and Lynn (however she spells it) and Leah and myself went. She was very nice but she was kept coming back every two seconds to see if I had decided on what to eat. I hereby decree her our official Friendly's on Monroe Ave waitress.
In other ice cream news, I bought some Klondike Big Bear cones that were on clearance. I'm a sucker for anything on clearance. Apparently they aren't going to carry the brand anymore at my Tops. Which is fine by me because I prefer Drumsticks. But a bargain is a bargain.
I basically wound up coming out to everyone at work recently after a discussion and a viewing of this lovely website. Now not only do they know I'm a lesbian, they know I have a gay porn fetish and that I haven't had sex in almost 4 years. On the upside, one of them did buy me some ice cream stickers for my computer and my purse. They would have found out I was a freak eventually...
Anyhow, is there going to be a Spring social this coming weekend?? I miss y'all and it'd be a lot of fun to see you. It looks like it might be getting warmer for the weekend....
Time to go wash the dye out of my hair. I will try to be better about blogging. Let me know if there is any penance or anything I should be doing, O Bitter One.
About Us
about 
Our Mascot, Alice, may she rest in peace 
It's all Maria's fault. She loves ice cream and uses it to seduce people. And we've all been seduced. By the ice cream, not by Maria. But we've all since realized that ice cream has become an excellent compensation for our sexual frustrations. We even have our own theme song. So here's where we shall describe, in excrutiatingly sensuous detail, our ice cream escapades.
Our Mascot, Alice, may she rest in peace In memoriam:
Tigger
TLIC team bios
Dana Scully. An honorary member. Was seen eating ice cream in the X-Files episode "The Unnatural". Has not yet attended a TLIC social. I don't know if she stirs her ice cream, but she stirs me up on a regular basis. Apparent Favorite: Vanilla cone.
ICF=?
(I'm sure any of us would volunteer to see that it's a 1)
Maria (a/k/a I Am Done). The inspiration for this blog. As with any deity, you cannot gaze upon her countenance, lest you be turned into fat-free plain vanilla frozen yogurt. Likes to stir her ice cream. Favorite: Vanilla.
ICF=5
Leah (a/k/a Bitter). Founder of TLIC and composer of the theme song. Lover of all things chocolate. Don't tell her doctor about this, she has high triglycerides. Sometimes stirs her ice cream, depending. Favorite: Abbott's Chocolate Almond Frozen Custard.
ICF=1
Mary Rose, team hip chick with exotic piercings. Doesn't have her own blog. Never stirs her ice cream. Favorite: Anything with chunky stuff in it.
ICF=1
Cheryl (a/k/a Rose). A Mom, and therefore owns a minivan, which transports team members to their adventures. Nevers stirs her ice cream. Favorite: Caramel Fudge Sundae.
ICF=3
Jessica. The youngest team member, yet has a low ICF, as any fresh, young woman should. Sometimes stirs her ice cream. Favorite: B&J's Fudge Central.
ICF=2
(but only because her gf lives out of town)
Marjorie. Our wickedly funny, quick-witted Michigan team member. I think this is her mug shot from stalking Hanson. Never stirs her ice cream (it doesn't spend that much time in the bowl). Favorite: Crunchy Munchy Peanut Butter.
ICF=5
Julia from Jamestown, NY. Just got married and therefore madly in love, hence the ridiculously low ICF. Stirring NOT allowed. Favorite: Cookies and Cream on a sugar cone.
ICF=1
Nina (a/k/a Pinky). The Graphic Artist from Indiana who has an unnatural fondness for her Mac. Currently being stalked by some psycho. Slightly stirs her ice cream. Favorite: B&J's Pistachio.
ICF=5
Lisa. The massage therapist from Boulder, CO, where they think hemp is a flavor of ice cream. Survived West Nile Virus. Sometimes stirs. Favorite: B&J's Peanut Butter Me Up.
ICF=3
Alan, a/k/a TP (Token Penis). The drummer from Buffalo. Cute, 21, accounting major, and knows how to have fun. Possesses a staggering knowledge of the "adult" culture. Sometimes stirs. Favorite: B&J's Phish Food.
ICF=5 (He's a guy! Always 5!)
A word about ICF
(Ice Cream Factor):
Ice Cream consumption increases with sexual frustration. The higher the ICF, the more ice cream consumed. 'Nuff said.