Are you sitting? So, last night, after our horrible Suds show (see details here), we all go to the bar next to the theater to get HAMMERED!!!!! Maria and her sister came to see the show and hung with us. And we're all hanging around and sufficiently drunk and bored. So Maria, Erica, Lori, and I decide we're going to a porn shop. Woo hoo! So we go! And it's called Show World, and it's on NINE FOOT RD. (I am NOT making this up!), and guess what else we learned about it?
IT USED TO BE AN ICE CREAM CUSTARD STAND BEFORE IT WAS A PORN SHOP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I swear to god. Here's a picture of the street sign and store sign, but it's really hard to read the street sign.
Our Mascot, Alice, may she rest in peace 
